if “girls aren’t supposed to have body hair” then why do girls have fucking body hair?
literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
people who say “suck my dick” as an insult confuse me
is ur dick so bad that it would be insulting to suck it?
sucking your dick would be so horrible that it would put me in my place?
you have bad dick?
There are two things that can happen tonight:
- Leonardo Dicaprio is going to win the Oscar
- Leonardo Dicaprio is not going to win the Oscar
and both times tumblr will go nuts and I will enjoy every minute of it
- Lemony Snicket (via lonachu)